The European Union commissioners agreed to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. They unanimously agreed also that English spelling needs improvement and decided it to undergo a five-year revision plan to become the new Euro English.
Year 1
In the first year, s will be used instead of the soft c. Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard c will be replaced with k. Not only will this klear up konfusion, but keyboards kan have one less letter.
Year 2
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome ph will be replaced by f. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
Year 3
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent es in the languag is disgrasful, and be taken away.
Year 4
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing th by z and w by v.
Year 5
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary o kan be dropd from vords kontaining ou, and similar shanges vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
Ze drem vil finali kum tru.